After much angst about what passages to read at this weekend's book event in BrockVegas, NY (known by most as Brockport), I've finally made a decision. Drum roll, please.
The Wedding! You may recall Patti Anne was desperate to win the affections of her soon-to-be sister-in-law's brother. (Confusing, I know. All you really need to understand is that it was a man.) They were paired together in the wedding party and Patti Anne was smitten. She came up with a brilliant strategy...or so she thought. She duct taped bowls inside the bodice of her dress to replicate the ginormous rack of Dolly Parton. It worked. Until one of the bowls fell out and smashed on the floor of the church.
Hopefully, the chapter will warm the hearts of those in attendance. Who doesn't cherish a good boob story?
Now, what shall I read from my latest release, "Fat Chance"?
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