It's certainly attention-getting, I'll give her that. Very catchy.
I suppose most people would be upset by such a review, but quite honestly, it made my day. To know I was able to evoke such strong emotion was enough for me. My writing was enough to make poor Kathleen actually vomit!! I'd call that a success, not garbage.
I'd venture a guess that she wouldn't enjoy my company any more than she enjoyed my book. Loosen those Jesus knickers, Kathleen, and try to laugh.
Life is too short to worry about a one-star review! Now where's me flask?
Here's that little darling's review: