Twice in One Day?

Yeah, I know I already posted to this blog today, but I'm posting again. Its mine and well, there you have it. I can do what I want with it.

I really have a bug up my butt right now. I had a conversation with another woman about menopause (something I don't believe in) and it was downright ridiculous. She blamed everything in her life on the dang thing. That's like blaming everything on aliens or unicorns. It doesn't exist!! You are tired because you go out drinking every night. You are gaining weight because, much like me, you sit on on your duff most of the day and eat whatever you feel like. You are getting wrinkles because you're in your forties! Your boobs are drooping because you're in your forties! Stop the madness.

I tried to be delicate at first, but that approach just never works well for me. I may have said something like this:

"Pull your head outta your ass for God's sake! You can't blame all that shit on menopause. It's not real. You're doing it to yourself and Father Time is lending a helping hand. For Christ's sake, shut the hell up."

I don't know if I'll be on her Christmas card list this December.

The bottom line is that I don't believe in menopause. My body and I have an agreement. We're not doing it. Period. End of story. I don't think any woman should have to do it.

Here are other things I don't believe in (We may have covered this before, but it's worth repeating):

 - PMS
 - Valentine's Day
 - Mother's Day
 - Father's Day
 - That marshmallow peeps are a food
 - That people eat candy corn
 - That red wine is bad for you

Okay. I feel better now.

Remember: Menopause is not real. Just Don't Do It!!!